Real Housewives of New York: Let’s play catch up!

I love Carole! I am glad she is beginning to see how LuAnn is. She called LuAnn the “one-upper”. She said LuAnn, will, “one up you and raise you some crazy thing”. Which is definitely true! While the ladies are out playing croquet, the “royal wars” are on! Carole helps LuAnn to shut her face by quickly picking up croquet. And then winning the entire game. Heather starts to notice the tension between the two ladies. LuAnn is just being true to herself, annoying everyone around her.

Once Carol was speaking about her book, LuAnn cannot help to speak about her book. Then Heather talks about being a gymnast, and LuAnn chimes in and tells of her gymanstics. Carole starts to one up LuAnn and stating that she was on the football team. She is so hilarious! Finally, when Carole and Sonja leave the table and Heather decides to tell LuAnn about her annoying personality traits. It goes completely over LuAnn’s head and for once, she is not the topic of her own conversation, she blames everyone but herself about how the mood is around her. Go figure!

When Sonja gets back from London, she immedately goes to learn what she missed as far as throwing Aviva and Reid an anniversary party. Since her departure to London, Ramona has been helping out with the anniversary plans. The party was in what seemed to be a hotel lobby, which was fine for the other ladies, but weird for Heather.

Although Aviva tripped down the stairs at her own anniversary party, the real entertainment came from a singer, Cara Quici. Now I am not sure what party she should have been performing at, but this was not one of them. Heather took the words right out of my mouth, “is this for real”! It was so weird! I could not stop laughing! Still, the speeches made up for the entire evening. On the way out, Ramona and Heather cannot leave without a fight. It did rub me the wrong way how Heather said Ramona started it; however, Heather was the one who egged the situation on. She continuously followed Ramona around the room taunting her until Ramona ran into the arms of Luann. Ironic! 🙂

Later, Luann has a wine party and tries to set Ramona up for laughs. She has the ladies sit blind folded and tatse an unknown wine to decide whether they liked it or not. Then she had them differentiate the flavors that were in each bottle by smelling them. Ramona pasts the test with flting colors as she was able to name each flavor and each smell accurately. Much to no one’s surprise, the wine turned out to be Ramona Singer’s Pinot Grigio. Is that class Luann? She tried to set her up to look foolish but the tables turned all too soon.

Aviva plans a trip with Ramona to Miami. Since Carole will be there, they will get together while the ladies are there. She also invites Sonja since she wants to introduce her to a sex addict, Aviva’s father! Right! This should be interesting. Once in Miami, Aviva’s father is introduced. He is both handsome and suave. I cannot wait to see how Sonja receives him…

The Real Housewives of Orange County: Reunion Part 2

Finally, the Fox 5 issue is resolved. Alexis is feeling insecure about her relationship with Gretchen. Alexis must not have trusted Gretchen for their entire friendship. Alexis jumps to conclusions everytime Gretchen opens her mouth. Gretchen comes prepared to clear her name as she pulls out an email from the producers of Fox 5 in June 2011, who offered Gretchen the role of anchor before it was offered to Alexis. And they continued to offer her the position because Alexis was not good and they wanted to replace her. Alexis makes up a conversation she has with the same producer. She brings out her own email from October 2011 that proves absolutely nothing! And now she is forced to say she does not work for Fox 5 any longer. Can we say, “foot in mouth”!

Vicki is over the drama between Brooks and Tamra/Briana. Brooks joins the finale to clear up all the mischief. I think he does a pretty good job. Whether he is an opportunist or not, Vicki is correct as stating her background as proof to not taking any BS from anyone. She says that her finances have been locked up tight forever as she is a very successful business woman. Vicki says that her children cannot even get to her money and she is not stupid. I do believe Vicki is smart enough to handle her own finances and whatever she chooses to spend on her man is her personal business. Everyone else should butt out. Once they shared their opinion, they should move on. Vicki is grown enough to make her own decisions, right or wrong.

Gretchen and Slade are on the fence about their possible marriage. Gretchen does not regret not wanting to marry Slade because of his finances, but he helps her all day and does not get a paycheck from her? That does mean he is wasting his time on Gretchen and has no income at all. Why is he wasting his time working for Gretchen if he is trying to make up this “child support” money. Money will not come out of thin air. Vicki is right for calling Gretchen out. Does that not make Slade an “opportunist”?

Briana joins the show and announces her pregnancy. I wonder if this is why she rushed into marriage. Briana and Ryan’s marriage did come out of nowhere. They finally had a ceremony and did not invite any housewives. Don and Vicki walked Briana down the aisle. They had a small ceremony with all family members in attendance and Vicki’s plus one, Brooks. Briana did not want Brooks to attend, but Vicki paid so it is what it is. Briana continues to talk about the non-existent relationship she has with Brooks. As much as she hates him around, I am positive the relationship does not exist because of Briana. Brooks has made an effort to get to know her and Vicki even keeps him away from the house so there are no uncomfortable situations to arise.

Tamra should still mind her own business. She is on a continuous rant and rave against Vicki. I said it once and I will say it again, Tamra and Briana should mind their manners. Tamra is disguisting the way she “calls out” Vicki. She tries to make Vicki look like a slut. Tamra brings up a so-called sex escapade in Cabo. What kind of friend does that! That is no ones business.

Briana brings up the fact that she has seen Brooks name for years come up on the caller ID of here moms phone (does that not prove that Brooks did not come out of nowhere?). To back that up Gretchen and Tamra decide it is a good time to talk about Vicki being a cheater over the years and Vicki drops a bomb, “my husband has an affair for 20 years!”

WHAAAAATT!!!!! And this is why people should not be so quick to judge! All this time, I thought that Vicki was so mean to Don and he was an angel. Of course she seeked love from somewhere else. That is human nature. So Vicki and Don both did other things while they were together. Now, stop badgering Vicki. Let her finally feel the warmth she felt like she was lacking all these years.

As for Tamra, shame on you! You are damn right you lost a friend. I lost so much respect for her over this reunion. And Vicki is sure to never respect her the same. Briana admits to knowing all of her family business. Although, I have been disappointed in the way Briana handles her mothers relationship in light of her own dysfunction, Andy Cohen was correct when he said she has never been so clear. I am anxious to see what next season has to offer.

Real Housewives of Orange County: Finale Part 1

So the finale starts out nice, juicy and straight to the point! Alexis leads with questions about her husband, Jim who we last seen running away from Tamra, Heather’s party and his wife! First off let me say Alexis did step up her game as an “anchor”. I will give her credit for becoming “not-so-ditzy” and more articulate during her Fox segments.

Now, the good stuff, what is up with her attempting to explain why Jim controls her? What was her defense again, she does not get controlled? Does she really think she was asking his advice and not his permission? And seriously, why does she blame everything that happens on how everyone in the world mis-interprets her situation? I am glad Heather went in on Alexis about negative comments she makes, but tends to play the victim during all her quarrels. How was Heather interegating Alexis, as she claimed? Heather brought up a conversation that most people have when they buy and sell homes…how is it working out? The ONLY way someone can be offended by that is if something fishy is going on with the house. Anyway, let us come back to Alexis, because I could really write a book on her!

Congrats again to Tamra and Eddie on their engagement! And on the fitness studio she has started. That being said, Tamra did seem to have brought down her anger, but she often speaks before she thinks. I am happy with the honesty Vicki brought to the finale. She did admit to missing Tamra and being sad about their lost friendship. While I am a fan of the new Tamra/Gretchen friendship, It will be sad to see that old friends could not work things out. Once trust is lost, it is very hard to gain it back, especially between friends.

Also, there is some truth to Tamra having one friend at a time. And the fact that friends should never go after eachother’s mates. If my friend has a problem with my man, I would expect her to bring it to me. Not to go on a rampage and down talk the man I am with. Regardless if it is going to work or not, that is no ones business but Vicki’s.

I know I do not have the popular opinion on Vicki, but let us keep it all the way real…she does not care whether Brooks is just telling her what she wants to hear, she loves hearing it. She is very open about it and honest so I am sick of people dogging her about what she does for him. She is a grown woman. I do miss Don though! 😉 Okay so lay off Vicki, she admitted she was unhappy and jealous and that was the reason she was so negative, let her grow up and change…move on!

Heather really stepped out of her shell, not to say she is timid or un-opinionated, because we all know she is very strong. But, Heather left no stone un-turned. Not only did she call Alexis out on her “bull” about playing the victim. The “phony” word came up, as it should have. I do believe Alexis is the “phoniest” housewife (from the OC). Tamra and Heather should not be ashamed of being honest with Alexis. Because she cannot handle the truth, does not mean people are being mean. She is lucky they are open and willing to tell her the truth in order for her to be aware.

And who all believes Gretchen told Alexis about the confrontation in Costa Rica? (Raises hand) meeee!!! Alexis is a liar who tries to implicate others on her way down, so she threw Gretchen under the bus about her lip injections to throw the attention off of her. And BTW, who did not know that Gretchen had those lips done last season? We knew it when she answered “no, I didn’t” and her lips failed to move. That was funny!

What is not funny is the way Alexis allegedly speaks to the crew. She is such a bitch, who sits on her high horse talking bad about others, why would I not believe she is rude to others? She cannot take her anger out at home, so I am sure she dishes it out somewhere. What about the facebook page of Nordstrom employees who agree? If anyone knows the page, please send me the link or the name!

I cannot wait for next week. I wonder if Jim will be there to stand up for his woman! Bring it on (in your private jet) “Jesus Jugs”! 🙂

Real Housewives of New York: New Cast Members

The season began introducing us to three new cast members, Aviva, Carole and Heather. They are all pictured below…

Aviva Drescher is a NYC socialite. Though she has a law degree, she decided her best time spent was with her children so she has become a full-time mother of two. Aviva seems to be the sweetest cookie of the bunch and a great asset to the show. I admire her honesty and heart of gold that you will not find amongst most women. Her statuesque beauty leads you to believe she is perfect in many ways. She surprises the ladies and tells of her accident at six years old that left her without a leg. Her amputee leg you would never notice as she struts her stuff down the NYC streets. The girls have a curious time learning about her experience, but she handles the questions like a natural born leader. She has done a great job of playing the middle as both Ramona and Heather threw her under the bus on last nights episode. FUN FACT: Aviva is the cousin of funny lady and actress, Fran Drescher!

Carol Radziwill went from award-winning  journalism to best-selling author and last night she surprised the ladies with the great news, her book is being turned into a television series! Way to go Carole! She is very interesting, social  and funny, but manages to have a laid back personality. She strikes me as a modern day hippie with humor out of this world. I became very fond of Carole as soon as she was introduced on the show. The way in which she lightens up a room leaves me wanting more and more of her every week. She is one of the best additions to all the Real Housewives cast members. She has a charm and quality that I have not seen in any of the ladies since Bethenny Frankel has moved on. Another surprise on last nights episode was her admittance of being a Princess. Yes, what all little girls dream of! Carol shys away from the attention Ramona gives her title, still I must say I am with Ramona on this one. We finally have someone with better class than LuAnn. And that is not just speaking of her title!

Heather Thomson…oh Heather, where should I began? First off, let me introduce her….she is a very successful business woman with a background in the fashion industry. She has worked on the lines of Jennifer Lopez, Beyonce and Tina Knowles and Sean “PDiddy” Combs to name a few. Her greatest success is her own line of women’s shapewear, “Yummie Tummie”. I think Heather is a great addition when you are seeking drama. She pretends to be “drama-free”, but she would be the first in line for it, if it was not for LuAnn De Leseps still in attendance. Heather acts as if Ramona should know how she feels and she claims to be authentic, yet she will not be truthful with Ramona and outright tell her she is not fond of the other “fiery” characteristics. That is not even my biggest problem with Heather. Even if she “does not want to be mean” she keeps the truth from Ramona. Heather should not pretend to be friends by continuously inviting Ramona to other events and smiling all in her face. Just ignore her and stop with the fake friendship already! I agree that you do not have to invite any person to your trip that you do not wish, but the blatant attempt to leave Ramona out is a bigger dramatic play on “mean girls” than inviting all the ladies. Clearly, you want her to feel some type of way. I am not a fan of such passive aggressive behavior! I mean, you all are cast on the same show. It is not like Aviva is trying to get you to invite some creepy lady from around the corner.

Anyway, there are qualities that I like about Heather, but she needs to stop pointing the finger at Ramona. They are one and the same! Very much alike! Heather also goes out of her way to make digs at Ramona. At least I can say that Ramona is completely honest about her likes and dislikes. The funniest thing was Heather attempting to dress the ladies on last nights episode. She kept up the digs at Ramona, who already dresses as the business professional that she is. Ramona did successfully one up her by commenting on those hideous point-toe boots. I rewinded the DVR about ten times because my friend and I could not stop laughing. Ramona called Heather’s style “weak” for a fashion designer. She also added the comment about the boots… “what is up with those pointy-toe boots…they look like shit kickers…makes me want to kick the shit out of her!” Oh My Gosh, Ramona! That was the funniest thing I had ever heard.

It looks like Ramona does get left behind on next weeks episode. I cannot wait to see how this mess turns out! *Photos provided by Bravo TV Promo photos

Real Housewives of Orange County: Finale Part 2

RHOC is about to premiere the reunion which is said to be one of the best reunions of them all. Apparently, tons of information is cleared up and tension will be high between the Orange County ladies. In the second season finale, the husbands of Mrs. Dubrow and Mrs. Bellino finally have it out…well, almost!

Jim decides to show up to Heather and Terry Dubrow’s party a few hours late, claiming he was there to support his wife. Terry was eager to take Jim to the side and discuss all the talk around Terry [allegedly] calling Alexis, “the phoniest person he ever met” (which he did not). Being the class act that he is, Terry apologized for the comment, not even knowing if it was true. He continued by telling Jim how he really felt about Alexis when Heather walked up. Jim felt slightly threatened and Terry assured him that Heather would play a benign role in the conversation. So Jim sat longer to hear Heather out. Heather who began to explain her converstion with Alexis in Costa Rica and how it was coming from a warm, friendly place seemed to have Jim’s attention. Up walks Tamra and Jim shot for the door, leaving his wife Alexis in the party completely unaware of his absence. What happened to him being there to support his wife? Anyhow, Terry made an interesting point once Jim was gone. The truth is the truth no matter who is around!

Vicki and Tamra finally have it out! The group all ran to the table to be well informed about Jims dramatic exit from the party. They all gathered and of course everyone (Vicki/Tamra/Gretchen) made comments about who was friends and who sat next to whom! It is childish, but do not shoot the messenger! Brooks (Vicki’s new Boo), caught an evil eye from Tamra to Vicki and called her out on it. Tamra became very upset, rude and defensive about Brooks having an opinion. Gretchen made a joke that Tamra’s name and evil eye should not be brought up in the same sentence. That is in reference to Gretchen giving Tamra the evil eye hat, back when they were not civil! Too funny! Anyway,  Tamra should have voiced her opinion about Brooks to Vicki sooner instead of letting him have it all at once. Especially at Heather’s home and party. While I do not know if Brooks is using Vicki or not, I have stated before that is a conversation between two girlfriends that love and care for eachother. Vicki was right for walking away and telling Tamra to address this in private at another time. She was also right for scolding Tamra about disrespecting her man in the manner she did. Tamra took all the anger out on Brooks because she felt she could not talk to her friend Vicki that way.  What a shame! A friendship gone to waste. Vicki was indeed there for Tamra when no one else was, during her abusive ex-husband Simon’s reign. I love Tamra, but that was not the way to handle the situation. I hope some of these feelings are resolved once the reunion aires Tuesday night at 9:00pm on Bravo.

Real Housewives of New Jersey: Teresa VS. Jacqueline

Last nights episode of RHONJ began with Lauren Manzo agonizing over her recurring weight issues. I do not know about you, but I am suffering through the moments of her insecure extremes that are being pushed on by her mother. Caroline has been very unempathetic to her daughters cries by calling her “fat” on the show. They could be a little more supportive in her efforts. I am sick of watching it over and over like a hampster wheel. They have the means to take care of her weight issues and try one thing after another. I do not claim to know the heartache of battling weight problems; however, any issue that constantly recurs on television without an outcome becomes rather tiring.

Rosie is always nice to see as a happy medium on the show. She had a converstion with Teresa where she not only disclosed how Teresa has been “acting” toward the family, she also listened to how Teresa has been feeling. This is something that has been lacking on the fouth season. Everyone has an opinion about Teresa, still they invite her into thier homes, without forgiveness, act as everything is cool with her, then bash her when she exits the room. I do not respect such two-faced behavior. Finally, on last nights episode Jacqueline decided to open up.

I am happy that Jacqueline grew a pair and decided to tell Teresa how she was feeling; however, she did not address her as a friend would. For one, it really is none of Jacqueline’s business what Teresa does with her home and her money. That is between Teresa and her husband how they should handle their financial problems. The crying and prying about Teresa was unnecessary and dramatic coming from Jacqueline. People do not have to disclose their entire life if they choose not to. What also strikes me as odd is how Jacqueline claims to be such a good friend, but anytime she hears a story about Teresa in two cent magazines, she takes the side of the magazine before she even addresses Teresa.

The text message nonsense for instance. Teresa said she did not get a text, but Joe Gorga said he sent one. Whether the text was sent or not, Jacqeuline heard Joe sent it and she immediatley took that for the truth before her “best friends” account of the story. That shows that she really does not care for Teresa and every chance she gets on camera alone she is dogging her to no end, but she continues to sit up and smile in her face. I mean really? Can you tell how annoyed I am with the situation?

Let us get back to the “throw down”. Jacqueline badgered Teresa from sun up to sun down about the blogs and how Teresa never discloses information with Jacqueline. So what! I am not claiming to know that Teresa is right, but I do feel she has the right to have her own business with her husband. Whether or not she sells stories to the press is irrelevant. It is her life and she can do what she chooses with it. There are a lot who feel as if Teresa is the liar, still I must admit to be a fan. She goes through trials and tribulations and instead of complaining about what has happened over her life, she decides to put on a good face and live her life. She does not have to sulk because the world thinks that she should.

What about that gang up by Jacqueline and Carolyn? Carolyn is just old and bitter and pretends to take the high road but is constantly in everyone else’s business but her own. The adult children she has are out of the house so she has absolutley nothing to do with her time other than blame Teresa for why her sister Dina does not want a relationship with her. The Manzos have been on episode after episode commenting on how stupid Teresa is for not having a better relationship with her brother. What does that make you Carolyn? Life happens, still do not pretend to be holier than thou like your “shit don’t stink”, so to speak! If Carolyn was as classy as she claims to be she would have addressed Teresa on her own and told her how she felt, rather than wait until Jacqueline de-friends her to do so. I am over that Manzo drama!

Finally, Joe Gorga and Teresa had a chance to visit a mediator. A bit confused by how good the visit was, but I am happy that they took the first step. After their session, they both decided not to take the therapist, Michael’s advice. He told them not to mention the past and as soon as they walked in the hallway, that was the first thing they discussed. They are funny! I like the way they keep saying “do therapy” as if it is an action. Good times and bad, you have to love that family!

*Photo provided by Bravo TV promotional photos.

The Real Housewives of Orange County Finale Part 1

RHOC debuted part 1 to the season finale last night. Heather threw a party in honor of husband, Dr. Terry Dubrow by legally changing her last name to his after 13 years of marriage. The night started out regal and fun until Sarah picked the bow off of the cake. Who does that? For those of you who don’t know, Sarah is the obnoxious friend of Gretchen who followed Vicki around a bowling alley, but claimed to be Vicki’s victim! Right!

This time around Alexis brought her to the party, as an uninvited guest, because her husband would not join her out with the couples. I don’t know about you guys, but there has been a lot of “back talk” and seperation between Alexis and her husband Jim. When she first began filming RHOC a few seasons back, they were practically joined at the hip. Nowadays, not so much. I do hope they work out whatever issues they are having, as no one roots for a divorce; however, Jim reminds me of Tamra’s ex-husband. A control freak whom you wouldn’t be surprised if a domestic violence call would be reported against him. I’ll keep my eyes open.

Vicki, whom I used to adore, is having some issues with Tamra, her ex-BFF. What is with that? Vicki and Tamra should just respect eachothers decisions in life and stop trying to run the others. Friends are suppose to be there through all decisions good or bad and to help to pick up the pieces. They spend more time judging the other that they have began to lose their once special relationship. So what if Vicki wants to spend her last dollar on her man and so what if Tamra wants to hang out with other people. Such is life!Tamra does have foot-in-mouth syndrome; although, she has grown a lot this season and I am a fan of the Tamra/Gretchen friendship. They were the two funniest on the show anyway.

So of course, Alexis never mentioned her issue with her ex-BFF Gretchen. Tamra and Vicki were both mums. I didn’t like that Tamra wouldn’t talk to Vicki, but made up with Jeana Keough! Whaaattt??? Jeana is a beast and a bully in her own right! Her daughter Kara looked fab, but pulled a childs prank by putting on a parka claiming she didn’t want Tamra to throw a drink on her. Tamra should have left that entire situation alone. Jeana was very mean and spiteful to Tamra when she was going through her divorce with Simon. Why does she keep making end of season appearances anyway? Heather doesn’t even know Jeana. Maybe she gets paid for her one last episode. Anyway, I’m sick of her!

On a lighter note: Where is Peggy? I loved her, but Heather is a great addition to the show. And Congratulations to Tamra and Eddie on their engagement! Part 2 will be interesting! The Tamra/Vicki saga will unfold. Let us see how this one plays itself out!