Love and Hip Hop Atlanta is a HOT MESS, child! Just when I thought it could get no worse…ooops, they did it again! Where oh where should I start? Episode 3 begins right where it left off. Stevie J continues to insult his alledged “baby mama”, Joseline. He demeans her character again as if she is not the same slut puppy he has been screwing [having sexual intercourse with] for the last 4-6 months [at that time]. Joseline becomes annoyed by his antics and tells him that she will make up a contract for 50% of everything he has! Stevie J in turn asks her if she wants 50% of [grabs crotch] “deez nuts”, I guess? I assume she already had that since she is there with her positive pregnancy test in tow. The episode also ends on a “Stevie J” note, but I will get back to that.
K Michelle was trying to get her voice and music back out into the music industry world so she decided to throw a listening party for executives and fans to judge her on the music and not on the rumors of her being crazy. The evening was a success for K Michelle, but I cannot say the same about the rest of the cast. First, out of left field, Karlie Redd throws a jab, so to speak, at Mimi by pointing out another woman that Stevie J supposedly slept with. This in front of all the ladies. Come on Karlie! I liked you up until this point. The episode highlighted all of Karlie’s negatives. Once she embarrassed Mimi, she even went to K Michelle’s new producer [Brian Michael Cox] (at her event) and told him he was dealing with the wrong artist! Oh no she didn’t! I guess she is really trying to get to the top by any means necessary! K Michelle followed up that drama by stating that Karlie Redd should focus more on her “deflated” butt cheek and stop worrying about what K Michelle is doing. She also called Karlie a 50 year old artist who should consider retirement! Yikes! She is funny!
Back to the story at hand, Stevie J noticed the “stink eye” that he was getting from his baby mama, Mimi. He walked up to her and asked her for a kiss, in his “gangster voice”. Mimi blew him off and said she will call him later. He was annoyed and continued to harrass her for a kiss. When he finally walked away, Erica Dixon laughed and mocked him in his approach. All the ladies laughed and he apparently heard her speaking because he went back to confront her. Yes, confront a girl for laughing at him! How old are we again? He called himself checking Erica by acting as if she was beneath him and he was “the man”! Mimi sat quietly, not even defending Erica. Later, Erica went to tell her baby daddy, Lil’ Scrappy about the incident. Their communication is so adorable for an Atlanta couple. They seemed very natural and on the same page which leads me to the question, why is Scrappy not keeping it real with Erica? He told his mother, “Momma Dee” that he wants attention from all girls, but he keeps telling Erica they are working on their relationship with no outsiders. That is the problem with men. They never know how to keep it real! Anyway, Scrappy ended the conversation by stating he wanted to put those “paws” on Stevie J. If you ask me, someone needs to!
Mimi confronted Stevie J about the girl he supposedly slept with from the party. His answer to the question was not that he could remember! Really!!!??? I bet that was all Mimi wished she was dealing with. By the end of the episode, Mimi met up with Joseline at a restaurant. Joseline wanted to come clean about the pregnancy. The conversation began with Mimi doubting Joseline and pointing out that she was a stripper. Joseline proved her point by reminding Mimi of the 3 months Stevie J was not sleeping at home. Say what say huh? Mimi took a gulp and it looked as if the conversation was turning! As they talked, Stevie J texted Joseline who in turn told him to meet up at the same restaurant they were at.
Stevie seemed surprised by their meeting and tried to play the “It wasn’t me” role as Mimi badgered him about it being true. Meanwhile, he pulls the pregnancy test out of his pocket! STOP THE PRESS! Yes, people, I can’t make this stuff up! Mimi seemed to have confirmed that question telling herself that “no man, in his right mind, would carry the pregnancy test of some womens” [ if he was not the father]. Stevie J questioned whether Joseline was even pregnant. Huh? Both women pointed out to him that he was holding the answer in his hand…they followed that with a lot of “stupid” comments! I mean this was the funniest episode ever! Mimi had enough and walked out and Joseline and Stevie had their usual beefs and disses going back and forth. All I know is the pimp word came out. He went to strike her but threw a drink instead. And ended the conversation telling her she is beautiful! Wow! This is the worst case of pimpin I have ever seen! Stevie has NO game, whatsoever! Though I specualted it before, I feel they confirmed it last night. Mimi does not want to get in the way of his “money” and Joseline should not tell the world she is pregnant by her “daddy”! Come on son…it does not take a rocket scientist! I think Stevie J should be a little more selective about how he enters self proclaimed “hoes”. You see where it will get you!